Turtle Kaiserism

Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans being adorable babies behind the scenes of The Perfect Score (x)

News reporter: Calls for Ms Gillard to be removed from the nation -
Me: holy fudge waffles! She's being exiled? What a complete and utter badass! I didn't even know you could be exiled anymore! Well, clearly, what ever ruling we had on that has been thrown out the window! I wonder what she did .... i don't even care!!! EXILE!!!! *makes banishing gesture* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
News reporter: -s top job as Prime Minister
Me: ... this story is not as cool as i thought it was going to be
mhiddlestons:

23/100: Tom Hiddleston

mhiddlestons:

23/100: Tom Hiddleston

olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

lobotomypop:

thatfuckingtableflipper:

nunubunkie:

soda-float:

petitedeath:

runslikefatbear:

ethiopienne:

snarkpopotamus:

deliciouskaek:

queennubian:

sempiterna:

unpocalypse:

psychotropicpolitics:

babysansa:

gop-circus:

FINALLY THE WHITEST DUDE IN HIP HOP TEAMS UP WITH THE WHITEST DUDE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT TO GIVE US THE BEST POLITICAL VIDEO OF 2012!! 

NO BUT REALLY GUYS WATCH THIS, IT WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKING DAY.

I cannot emphasis enough how great this is

my mind is fucking blown. the person who made this wins a medal for outstanding service to the internet.

i vote the creator of this video for POTUS.

seriously this song should be released as a single

“y’all act like you’ve never seen a mormon before”

I love the Obama cameo as well. This is poiffect.


I can’t watch. rebogging to watch later

AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

#DEAD #DYING #OMG

YOU WIN ALL THE AWARDS, INTERNET. ALL OF THEM. 

alkdsaljdfskajfk PERFECTION

Hot damn

OH MY GOD. Watch this. everyone.

ahaha yes

loloool

I SWEAR TO GOD. internet people are the most AMAZING PEOPLE. I LOVE WHOEVER DID THIS

I almost bit my fingers off/suffocated trying not to laugh.

Conversations at work
Barista: You only need one finger at all times
Cook: That's not true - sometimes, you need two and a thumb